Dream2be

Women Friends chatting in office.

Woman 1: I had a fine evening, how was urs?

Woman 2: it was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes and fell asleep in two minutes.

How was urs?

Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house and afterwards talked for an hour. It was like a fairytale!

At the same time, their husbands are talking at work....

Husband 1: How was ur evening?

Once a Smoker was smoking at the airport.........

A gentleman came & asked him, ?How much do you smoke a day??

Smoker: ?Why are you asking such question??

The Golden Saloon

A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy. "Where the hell have you been all night?" she demands. "At this fantastic new bar," he says. "The Golden Saloon. Everything there is golden."

"Bullshit! There's no such place!"

Guy says, "Sure there is! It's got huge golden doors, a golden floor, the works - hell, even the urinal's gold!"

The wife still doesn't believe his story,

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed.

She goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a mug of beer in front of him.

He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his beer.

"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"

A Indian guy named "Anantharaman Subbaraman" arrived at the New york
airport and ended up waiting for his visa for about 2 hrs for the

One fat guy - goes to a
popular GYM in Bangalore sees an ad for a new gym
guaranteeing to reduce anyone's weight by 5, 10 or 20 kilograms on the