Dream2be

Ultimate.... ......... ....I bet u can't stop laughing.

These are Girls profiles taken from shaadi . com These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and
spelling errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart!

Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this mail...

Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your..."

Customer: "Heloo, can I order.."

Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?"

Customer: "It's eh..., hold..........on......889861356102049998-45-54610"

There is a very, very tall coconut tree, and there are 4 animals:

King Kong, Ape, Orangutan and a Monkey passing by.

They have a competition to see who is the fastest to climb and get the bananas.

Who do you guess will win?

Trust me your answer will reflect your personality. Try and answer within 30 seconds

Got your answer? Scroll down to see the analysis.

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Oh devuda,

Ohhhh manchi devuda!

Nuvvu naaku computerni ichav,

Pampadaniki mails ni ichav,

Vatini chadavadaniki Bakra ni ichav,

Kaani vaalla kendhuku intha chinna brain ichav,

Vallani kuda naalage,

Ante as it is ga kakunda koncham burra ivvu,

Nuvvisthav naaku thelusu.

Basically you are very good God ….

Fine

This is the word women use at the end of any argument when they feel they are right but can't stand to hear you argue any longer. It means that you should shut up. (Never use "Fine" to describe how she looks. This will start one of those arguments.)

Five minutes

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"